After a little silence, Broly Banderas, the social media loving, Caballeros Templarios sicario, sends a short, bizarre, tongue in cheek, video message. The video was posted by ValorPorMichoacan .
The video selfie goes something like this:
"Good afternoon!"
"Hello, oh look what beautiful hair, it looks great
Ay! Ay, Ay!
I love it!
Throws a kiss
Greetings to narco noticias
Ay! Ay,Ay!
I am so scary [said sarcastically]
A kiss for everyone
There are thousands that want these delicious lips
ok...no I am kidding
Ay! Ay,Ay!
Like I'm serious
I'm so scary" [end]
The comments posted on VXM are even more entertaining than the video, only a few can be posted:
"Give him a Emmy"
"Hahahahahaha! Only that happens here, it looks like a joke in bad taste, a character in film chafa the Almada and sadly so many things in this country that is backward!"
"Educate the children, Screwing and drugs will result in the procreation of an asshole like this"
Some expressed themselves with cartoons:
Someone shoot him already
ReplyDeleteThat meth is really messing this guy's brain up. I don't care if he's gay. Cada quien tiene derecho de hacer de su culo un papalote. But he's just out there in the "twilight zone".. ehehhee
ReplyDeleteDude is on the meth for sure. He looks like he has been staying up for days.
DeleteHis next video will be all glitter and spandex
ReplyDeleteThe dude is definitely a fruity SOB, nothing wrong with that as it's preference of choice.
ReplyDeleteBut how can someone like this remain at large posting vids, open FB chats. If you log into his FB you can see he openly battles it out via FB with other CJNG members.
I wonder if Huber will rat out his boyfriend to get some leniency?
ReplyDeleteI think Huber left his toothbrush and underwear at Browly's place!!!
DeleteNow i know why people described him as the gay hitman
ReplyDeleteMy boy broly is not caballero templario anymore I hope you get that right chiva he is now H3 btw for all you commenting on here broly gets more pussy than all you combined
ReplyDeleteSaludos chiva pero mas saludos al sicario mas chingon el broly
Viva mexico cabrones
I agree, the guy has said he got into the game for the ladies. And since has been making money and getting more honey dips. Ba readers are simply hating the dude because they wish they had it like that.
DeleteWell put
DeleteOf coarse, I could get laid a lot too if I had intimidation on my side.
DeleteAll you stupid cheerleaders need to look at the misery he has caused
DeleteNah since you won't look at the misery america and the Calderon administration has caused by lashing out against the so called drug menace that we were told was such a big problem
DeleteMy fault but who H3 btw
DeleteHe is getting a pussy? You mean a sex change for fucking mexico and all the hard working people his group have made life a misery for,HIS OWN PEOPLE!!
Delete@ 12:54.....
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean to say that your boy Broly is a bigger pu$$y without his guns and his H3 bitches??
Lol nicely said
Delete@ 12:54
ReplyDeleteApoco ya se alineo con Miguel Gallegos? -El Nemesis
thank you chivis, your are the best, please don't leave us
ReplyDeleteJajaja Este wey.. for sure hes from michoacan. That was a funny video.. -Gio
ReplyDeleteMas puto ojala que lo descuartizan los de su misma banda
ReplyDelete@1:35 keep hating hater@1:39 Los buenos chambeadores ya no son caballeros templarios si no que H3 porque crees que fueron la empresa luego FM despues CT ahora son H3 y no asen las mamadas que Asia el chayo.y si es gente de la tuta y del micheladas ay nomas para que vallan y digan.los templarios corrientes que quedan Los estan eliminando por secuestradores ratas y corrientes por eso la limpia y nuevo nombre de cartel saludos
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he gets a lot. OF EVERYTHING.
ReplyDeleteHay que probar de TODO dijo el pinchi Broly! jejejeje
It seems to me that Broly has more lives than a cat. What you can say about Banderas is that he is good at self-preservation. He has managed to outlast many a CT sicario/
ReplyDeleteleaders. The fact of the matter is that
eventually he will end-up like many of his
fellow CTs who have either been killed or
captured. There is nothing glamorous about
ending up at the wrong end of marine m-16 barrel that is shooting.
Another narcisist imbecile that can throw down for shit. This puto rifa solo con familias y bebes.
ReplyDeleteEste joto se va a entragar a los contras con el areglo que lo tienen que violar cada dos horas y les dice todo lo que quieren saber
ReplyDeleteTo that carbon....Any word on what happened to that biker in Michoacán?Was it H3?
ReplyDeleteEL broly ya es gente de los Avengers
ReplyDeleteWe will hear much different sounds out of broly's vocal chords when his skin is removed from his face, and his hair is caked in the blood thats pouring out of his decapatated body.
ReplyDelete
ReplyDeleteBroly baby,,is so far in the closet,its gonna take fuckin Alice and Narnia to show him the way out....Oy yoy yoy
"Of coarse, I could get laid a lot too if I had intimidation on my side"
ReplyDeleteDude,its not that bad is it?You don't look like Quasimodo do you?
Brolys got guns and looks a potent combo.
@ 5:26 PM. I agree with you totally. Don't give this sociopathic POS any space on BB. He thrives on this stuff like the Kardashians do on TMZ. Hate to see BB becoming like this. Ignore the d-bag.
ReplyDeleteIs that Pantene Pro V! Ay que bonito! Broly: "Huuuuber! Huuuuber! Can you wash my back again!!!"
ReplyDeleteREADERS
ReplyDeleteI will not post derogatory terms of bigotry, sexism, or racism.
This includes
the 3 letter F word,
6 letter F word,
4 letter C word
N word etc.
I just deleted more than 40 comments
I don't know why the sexuality of anyone is of huge interest to some.
perhaps, it is a case of "thou doth protest too much"
Chivis, I don't think people here are interested in the sexuality of others, they just use it as ammunition to attack them. Same with big people, they are called pigs, cows, etc for the same reason.
ReplyDeleteRight on.
DeleteFor all of us that see these articles of Broly. All we want to know is how he's managed to Get away from the AD and the government?
ReplyDeleteI personally think that most readers just find sexism funny, unfortunately some people take it to the extreme! On that note some people are just too sensitive!
ReplyDeleteChivis said...
ReplyDeleteREADERS
perhaps, it is a case of "thou doth protest too much"
I know,,i love ladyboys on the downlow,,shhhhhhhhh.
Is it ok if anyone even uses the term gay ?
Im sure this guy sees how stupid everyone is, obviously he knows how to stay under the radar. Watch,.... mexico is so perverted this guy will end up doing some stupid t.v. show segment called brolys instant moments..
ReplyDeletelook..when you attack with derogatory terms, even to people that deserve attacking, you hurt other people, innocent people that do not deserve attacks.
ReplyDeleteAs long as I control the delete and spam button those are the rules, and I know Buggs feels the same.
Attacking his maybe sexuality is lazy, immature and brings nothing to the discussion. I mean 50% of the comments were about his sexuality, I thought 7th graders were commenting. Honestly. Not one has attacked him in any other way. That is strange to me.
That's all I have to say.
No this story u posted brings nothing to the discussion
Deletebut how in the hell is he still around?
ReplyDeletethat's what i'm talkin bout!
ReplyDeleteThis guy is hella weird. He does sound feminine and like an attention whore.
ReplyDeleteBroly is goin to get hes judgement day......, and he us goin to pay for hes crimes against the people, of mexico and humanity, and like george lopez said... maaaaaasssss p#$*toooooooo. La karma is a perra y de aky nadie se va sin pagar . Sincerly a mezcan.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't have said it better myself
DeleteThank you Chivis, there are a group of babies here. You are no doubt wondering why you waste your time.
ReplyDeleteAs for H3, not true.
Brolly said hes part of the H3 cartel , or as most of us know it the Fuerza Ruales , hes protected now by El Americano and papa smurf. At some point , his love of self promotion will be his downfall. He will chase a lover , outside his area of protection , someone will see him and Mireles will get him.
ReplyDeleteHis female qualities will surely come in handy in cereso , he will be very popular. Mind you he might like that jejeje
Just putting it out there but perhaps he's dead and this is just an old video. For a sicario of CT the chances of surviving or not being arrested in the past few months seems to be very low and the fact that he is so well known would make him stand out. If he is alive (which he probably is considering the video) it is remarkable and it is quite possible that he may have gone to this new group 'H3'. Some reports say that not only is 'H3' made up of some auto defenses, rivals and some CT's, but that Tuta is now part of it. If that is true he would be safer but I doubt he would be the leader.
ReplyDeleteHuh, I assumed that this guy would get killed shortly after all the online attention seeking he was doing a while ago. But here he is again, I`m almost impressed that he`s still hanging in there.
ReplyDeleteYeh I am sure lots of guys are jealous of this guy because of the huge amounts of pussy he gets and I admit it does make me jealous also, but for all those bragging how they can get just as much ass, I seriously doubt that. Its just fact that women love exiting bad boys and you can't get much more 'bad boy' than being a narco.and that's why they get all the girls. I am sure he enjoys the endless amounts of babes that throw themselves at him but it won't last long. Even he knows the chances are he won't make it to or past his early 30's before starring in his own execution video or being captured or killed by the federals or military.
ReplyDeleteHis day will come. Just watch. If he is not captured maybe as he lays there dying he will wonder if it was REALLY was worth spending a few years living like a king just to die so young over nothing.
Uhhhh. Jealous of some cartel kid making a couple grand a month. Not sure where your from bro, but I'd get some new role models. Jealous of some nasty hood rats? Nah I won't give him that much credit. Lmao
Deletelol jelous of what? Hes clearly on meth and do you really think he gets a ton of pussy up in those narco camps in the mountains where they dont even have running water or toilets? Get real man...
DeleteBroli for president!
ReplyDeleteThere is a mexican saying that goes like this Dime de que presumes y te diré de que careces.So for he self to be bragging about all this women i know their are all in his head.
ReplyDeleteI don't like that saying and never did since I heard it the fist time. It may be true in 1 out of 4 or 6 times. And for him to say he has ladies wanting to meet him regularly, I know is true. Young ladies love that narco style plus hes popular. Real
Delete"We will hear much different sounds out of broly's vocal chords when his skin is removed from his face, and his hair is caked in the blood thats pouring out of his decapatated body."
ReplyDeleteI bet he still would be like "Ay, Ay, Ay, how's my hair?!"
No attacking, we will just say Brolita is Bi-Curious... Jejeje... Pictures don't get deleted from Google and paint a very "Accurate" image of this character...
ReplyDeleteChivas Real, it's 2014... The N word is used not in a derogatory manner but in a cool way, like compa, cardnal, cuate and wey. Like; damn that nigga chino anthrax has some fine ass hynas
ReplyDelete8:14
ReplyDeletethat is not the N word I was speaking of,
But you bring up a good question in my mind. You insinuate my experience is way back in the day...and you would be correct :)
But I do try to keep up with changing social protocol. the term NIGGA, is one I am uncertain about. I do know it is widely used, and I have allowed it in, but it is one I don't feel comfortable with.
I think young people need to learn to express themselves more maturely when speaking to a mix audience, and BB is a mix audience. I know readers can and are better than that. My children and grandchildren don't articulate with those "cool" way words, and they fit in comfortably with any age group and in any social setting.
But I understand it is how some young people speak, I just think you are better than that.
As for those grotesque, fine ass hyenas. Give them 15 years and those asses will be slapping the back of their knees. :)
AY AY AY!
At Chivis,9:49
DeleteLast sentence ur one funny lady...
Lol. Hahaha
Keep it up Chivis
Señora,
DeleteSome background on "Nigga"
Adaptation of the highly offensive "N*gger (i was raised never to utter that word) - it was created during American slavery times as an insulting identity label for the slaves and it represents a very bad time in American history. Worst of all its most insulting to any black person because of how they were treated (#slavery, rape, murder, lynching, breeding like cattle, torture). Now "Nigga" is an adaptation of that word to sound cool when referring of blacks to each other (though youths of other cultures use it now to and they sound really dumb) - its all become so common now i just wonder who remembers the true origin of that word. I hope this helps.
i hope they take a vid when they finally kill him.
ReplyDeleteGracias Chivis. Keep up the reporting... Much Appreciated :)
ReplyDeleteI've been out of the loop for a bit. Who are H3?
ReplyDeleteAccording to Excelsior, the group known as "La Tercera Hermandad" (The Third Brotherhood), or "H3," includes elements of rival criminal groups the Jalisco Cartel - New Generation (CJNG) and the Knights Templar, as well as leaders and members from some of the region's self-defense forces.
ReplyDeleteBroly ya con tu entrevista tu solo te mataste
ReplyDeleteThe monicker H3 has previously been reported as a new name for the militia in Buenavista Tomatlan, led by El Americano. Excelsior says security documents show that H3 is working to replace the weakened Knights Templar and dominate the state's illicit incomes. If the organization also encompasses various vigilante groups, this would indicate criminalization by these militias -- the supposed champions against the Knights -- was indeed premeditated...
ReplyDeleteThose were for the H3 question guy...know your busy...
ReplyDeleteMan all you sad pups looking up to this joke with lipstick speak for yourselves I am definitely not jealous of this fools life or any woman he gets his life is scarred in blood and will forever be hiding his life will catch up to him and like a bad joke he'll be forgotten like yesterday's news any idiot can pick up a gun I takes a real man to not use one I rather earn a dollar working than millions killing broly is a sad confused joke any of that admire that well.......... Jokes on you chumps
ReplyDeleteRegarding the claims of broly having a lot of babes; I would prefer quality to quantity. In Broly's case, I think the story is exaggerated as to quality and quantity. They can mention the chicks in the 'corrido' that describes his death or capture.
ReplyDeleteNo'mbre ! el Broly Banderas no se la acaba ni el mismo no es cierto que agarra muchas Viejas , solo pura prosti hahaha
ReplyDeletePensé que estaba muerto
ReplyDeletebroly is my compadre...
ReplyDeleteExcelsior explanation of the H3 is bogus.
ReplyDeleteBroly must be heartbroken cause his lover Huber is in jail.
ReplyDeleteAy Broly. When you die the funeral home is going to save money on make up cuz chick you already have enough on.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to like this guy.
ReplyDeleteRight on bud,me too isn't he so handsome I wish I was in michoacan to meet him.
DeleteI'm fat hairy ugly and fat but I'll still kick your ass broly
ReplyDeleteBroly is entertaining and kinda dreamy.
ReplyDeleteChivis can you help us find Broly?? Some of us here want to meet him & his bad self! :-D
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