"Sol Prendido" for Borderland Beat
Sicario: What’s your name and moniker?
Captive: My name is Jose Aliza Lopez, they call me El Exterminador.
Sicario: What do you do for a living?
Captive: I sell crystal meth and weed.
Sicario: Why did you ambush the State Police commander?
Captive: He was interrupting my affairs.
Sicario: Who gave you the heads up on this matter?
Captive: It was the municipal policemen.
Sicario: And why is that?
Captive: Because I have them on my payroll.
Sicario: How many people have you killed?
Captive: I can’t even remember anymore.
Sicario: Where do you sell your drugs?
Captive: In the municipality of Zozocolpo.
Sicario: Who’s responsible for disappearing the women?
Captive: It was me.
Sicario: Who is the boss of the sierra?
Captive: It’s me.
Sicario: Townspeople of Zozocolpo, we’ve finally returned from our hunt. And we present to you these two scumbags. We are the absolute mob of El Señor de Los Números.
Hitmen all scream: We are the absolute mob for the Lord of The Numbers.
El señor de los números necesita que lo pongan también en cuatro patas a hacer del dos.
ReplyDeleteThe alias are laughable and getting ridiculous 😂
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Merry Christmas everyone.
ReplyDeleteThis new format is really keeping, the youngster's away that came to goof around. Hope it lets in regular commenters like Detroit, Driving Ms.H, MX, Best Wishes.
El Nemisis
@9:06 - strongly agree. Thanks to BB for making this change. Go Sol!
DeleteFeliz Navidad Sol don't drink and drive, same goes for Hearst, we need our stories coming in from Mexico. Without the staff, we would be left in the dark.
DeleteGood afternoon everyone..
DeleteAnd wassup Sol.. I have to agreed that even if there are less comments. But shit was getting out of hand. Too many racist comments, bullying, and talking non sense.
This will legitimize the site more in the long run.
Detroit needs to establish a G mail account. Seems the firewall is keeping him from entering the comments section.
DeleteIt definitely comes and goes in waves, as ridiculousness often does. Feliz Navidad to all, especially those eating tuna fish sandwiches alone on there folding chair Xmas day.
DeleteThere's Ms H
DeleteYou seem to come in once in a Blue Moon. Welcome back to the hacienda.
Merry Christmas 🎄
11:07 when she gets busy scratching her man's patas, there is no time for us.
DeleteObvious question. But pls tellcme the difference in how someone that supposedly can't remember how many people he has killed. And he doesn't get decapitated, or or cut up into tiny pieces? I guess certain other standards must be met............??????????
ReplyDeleteI don't think that he can't remember. It's more like why bother going into details if it's going to lead to a more gruesome outcome on his end. The less he says the better so that it doesn't trigger his executioners. I know when La Barbie was questioning the captured Zetas one of them said something off that boiled his blood and right away he just shot away. You could quickly sense his anger because of their response.
Delete@ Sol, that wasn't a reaction from Barbie when he shot Vizcarra. It seemed like impatience to get the whole fucking thing over with. They were lined up in a row, and as the most powerful Zeta there he was last for a reason. He had nothing to add.
Deletewell, well well what is this madness now?
ReplyDeleteThe Lord of the Numbers - Mafia! 🤣
wow.
Orale Ricardo Pancho Trillen Fernandez Rey Lopez Portillo Gomez Hernandez Felix Del Cerito Colorado
DeleteFeliz Navidad!
2:43 dios mio why such a long name, I only have two names.
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DeleteRicardo Pancho.........2.43
DeleteMeet my wife her name is...
Luisa Montes Gutierrez Limar Sosa
Genises Monica Medrano Del Rancho del Santo Fe.
1:06 ya se onde vives!
Delete@11:03 oye - Gracias!!! Feliz Navidad y feliz año tambien
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