"Sol Prendido" for Borderland Beat
Unofficial reports are saying Roque Cruz Fuentes alias "El Roke" - "M-58" was captured in Reynosa in an operation led with air support.
The head of the criminal group was receiving protection from National Guard officers, he had even been escorted to the city of Matamoros.
Confirmation on his alleged capture is pending at this time.
Mira no más. Pinché animalote! 🤣
ReplyDeleteY used que? Estaras muy guapo... jajajaja
DeleteLa neta que no soy un hombre feo. Mucho menos gordo. Tampoco se lo digo por presumir.
DeleteNo estas feo, pero no estas guapo? Esa mamada 😂😂😂😂😂
DeletePinche sol feo, pobre y gordo
8:48 Chupas. 😆
DeleteHe injected synthol in the wrong places.
DeleteEse sol es todo un garañón 🤣🤣😂😂😂 el sol es el terror del dientes de bebe 🤣😂😂🤣🤣
DeleteHe's the famous super athletic commander.
DeleteSol, you're supposed to say "esas mamadas solo van aca abajo" for a proper albur.
DeleteDoesn’t appear to be using his product‼️
DeleteSol has the tendencies of "el muletas" and the body of "El roque" 😂😂
DeleteImaginate como a de cagar?
Deletelmao
DeleteAir support is only to help with the lifting of this pig
ReplyDeleteGeez what a fat stinky looking mufucka
DeleteGoing to need two helicopters to get him all the way to DF.
Delete@8:36 A single Chinook might be able to handle it.
Delete😂
DeleteYou meanies are fat shaming. That's not very woke😡
DeleteSleep apnea keep this bubba woke
DeleteYou'll need 3 Chinooks.
Delete"No cabe dude que la delincuencia organizada in Tamaulipas esta bien pesada"
ReplyDelete- Someone on Twitter last time this guys photo circulated
lmaoo
DeleteImagine waking up every day and seeing that fat piece of shit face on the mirror
ReplyDeleteA face only a mother could love.. clearly mama made him lots of enchiladas growing up too.. extra lard in those tortillas
DeleteWasn't this fatass foo already captured?
ReplyDeleteThis man obviously lives in an alternate universe. Because he always escaping somehow. 😆
DeleteSol:
DeleteAll he has to do is roll through the door. If you were a guard would you attempt to stop him if that thing was rolling towards you?
@ Detroit
DeleteWhy would you put me in such a predicament sir. 😆
I see him rolling towards me and I'm jumping right out the way and bracing for the walls to start coming down.
DeleteHeyyy!! BB’s favorite narco gordo!!
ReplyDeleteDid they catch him hiding tamales in his tactical pockets?? Was he smuggling migrants under his belly?
I can only imagine how prison would be his worst nightmare.. No more 8 meals a day, slim!
@9:03 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteThey paid this guy in empanadas!
ReplyDeleteThis portly piggly-wiggly got popped in April, paroled early for good behavior, now gets rounded up again!
ReplyDeleteThe owner of El Roque's favorite all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant is surely breathing a sigh of relief, but I have a feeling this won't be the last word we hear from our well-upholstered warrior..
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lmfao
DeleteWas he captured at McDonald's?
ReplyDeleteTony Rama’s on all you can eat night.
DeleteEL Roke is made possible by McDonalds and KFC etc....
ReplyDeleteApparently he will participate in the relay for Mexico at the next Olympic Games
ReplyDeleteHow many laps do competitors have to run around him to equal a mile? That man's body type is circle.
DeleteThey be running around him, one lap equals a mile.
DeleteI am reading a lot of jokes but in real life El Super Atlético Comandante Roke dressed in all black tactical clothing with automatic weapons is no joke.
ReplyDeleteHe is just 5 times the size of your beloved Sicario 006
Metros del CDG.
An easy target too..
DeleteHijo E Su Puta Madre que Puerco el Marrano
ReplyDeleteHow can this elephant wash and tie its own shoelaces?
ReplyDeleteGrimace looking ass
ReplyDeleteOnly a sniper could hit that tiny vest n only a blind man could miss putting a bullet in his ass
ReplyDeletehaha
Delete@10:47🤣🤣🤣😂😂 a person could shoot in any direction with their eyes closed and hit him 😂😂😂
DeleteBIG!! favor to this dude if they lock him up for a while. He was doomed to die of a hearth attack if he didn't get shot first. Reminds me of El Teo from Tijuana, when he was captured he was a fat a.. too and look at him now all skinny and in shape.
ReplyDeleteSame with El Coss..
Delete"Look on beauty, and you shall see 'tis purchased by the weight, which therein works a miracle of nature, making them lightest that wears most of it"
ReplyDelete🦎
Sounds like La Kena is making moves to hit back the Metros and Jaliscos for trying to get the military against him. Escorpiones are on the move to eliminate Metros/Jaliscas.
ReplyDeleteViejo no supongas mamadas la Kena esta viendo por donde le estan cayendo los vergazos del fuego amigo
DeleteAca es otro manotazo a Los Metros y este wey es la pieza a sacrificar
Al rato les dan un madrqzo a las Norestitas y asi
I’m guessing there was no foot pursuit?
ReplyDelete12:29:
DeleteHe couldn't roll fast enough this time around.
@12:56😂🤣🤣🤣
DeleteIf he wasn't captured this El Botija XXXXXL should invest in a nutritionist/cook. No seas tacaño vato!!
ReplyDeleteOh shit 1252
DeleteI haven’t heard that name in a long time holy shit lol
Rubio NYC
“El Tres Burritos” 😂
ReplyDeleteNoway that full body pic is real lol
ReplyDeleteThe fuck they gonna house him? This dude is way too fat for a jail bunk. I bet he has a Big John toilet at home
ReplyDeleteDicen que este vato era uno de los mas pesados que anda por ay
ReplyDeleteA eso se le llama a un narco pesado. Jajaja
ReplyDeleteLo podrán reconocer sin su mascara???
ReplyDeleteNo wonder the foot soldiers are starving. Vato is eating all the earning before anyone get their money.
ReplyDelete@3:58😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
DeleteA ese wey le pego UN tiro con los ojos cerrados en UN enfrentamiento 🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteBorderlandbeat poll of the day💫🗣
ReplyDeleteOK, SO HISTORICALLY IS ROQUE THE FATTEST NARCO WE'VE EVER KNOWN ABOUT???? 🥸🥸🥸🥸
He's certainly the most comical looking with tactical gear.
DeleteHe's probably tied with El Teo (from TJ)...
DeleteI would say Samuel Flores Borrego M-3 was way bigger than Roque but M-3 was high command of CDG -Char
DeleteM3 was not as big as the rotund super athletic roke.
DeleteOMG 😳 that's Jason Bourne!!!
ReplyDeleteCon razon siempre decían que el comandante Roque en las peloteras siempre era el ultimo en subirse jajajajajaja
ReplyDeleteI wonder why that fat POS wore a bullet proof vest. No caliber is penetrating all those layers of grasa
ReplyDeleteThe truth is that vest was full of Penguinos..
Delete@6:59😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😄🤣
DeleteOh yeah SOL that dude is fucking huge. And this guy supposed to maintain some kind of physical attributes just in case they have to go into battle I mean you are in the military and do you know how bullets travel when they hit a person so let me ask you a question, do you think him being that size actually is a good thing just in case he gets shot? This question is strictly directed to Mr. SOL.
ReplyDeleteOh by the way, did you get to see my weapons that I had in Miami? I took my page of private. Let me know if it’s still private so I can check again. I hope you got my brother. I sent you much love and respect.
Rubio NYC
There are cases where being overweight does actually save you after being shot. You have to factor in what sort of weapon was used, distance, and whether or not that round hits a major artery. People do survive. Not having any body fat can play against you.
DeleteIt definitely keeps bullets from penetrating as far just like leather jackets, but if you have to get emergency surgery your chances are not good
Delete@Sol --- you are absolutely correct. "Fat Pete" Chiodo (from the Lucchese mob) was shot 12 times point blank and survived without any organ damage.. at most just some stomach wounds and a busted up arm...
DeleteHe was like 6'4 and weighed 435 pounds!
Mama mia, that'sa fat sonna ma bitcha!
Este cerdo del roké nomas se la pasaba en los radios tratando de dar ordenes y nadie le asia caso casi ni gente tenía el puerko 😂😂
ReplyDeleteun jefe mas o menos
ReplyDeleteRoke is so fat that he was once arrested for smuggling 150 kilos of cellulite!
ReplyDelete*buh-dum-tish*
It’s not like this fat turd was gonna make a run for it.😂
ReplyDeleteThey say athletic commander lolo athletic at what eating big mac's
ReplyDeleteHe should of put on a purple uniform he would look like the hamburglar from McDonald's
ReplyDelete@10:03 😂🤣🤣🤣
DeleteYou mean Grimace, the hamburglur was white and black.
DeleteI mean grimace not hamburglar
ReplyDeleteDid they use a forklift with those round hooks on the end that picks up 55 drums or barrels .... Since he looks like EL BARREL ASS
ReplyDeleteThis fat shaming of a narco is terrible...
ReplyDeleteThat pic 😅😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😅 Cra cra
ReplyDeleteA hitman for the Juarez cartel I met one time only years ago was not as overweight as this guy but did eat as much pork meat, red meat and whatever he wanted everyday he told me not caring about his health. Reason being is that he was more likely to die in a hail of gunfire than from cardiac arrest of course he said.
ReplyDeleteWhat a rational guy…
DeleteFrom 6:07 to @ 6:54 never said I admired the guy. Just was what it was with him.
DeleteIs he a navy walrus?
ReplyDeleteLol the pic of him in tactical gear gets me every time.. are those his fat tits behind the vest??
ReplyDeleteAnd the dude looks like a cartoon character; Dr Robotnik kind of frame..
Someone needs to check this vatos stomach contents for evidence …. I bet every single missing person in Mexico is in his belly 🤭😂
ReplyDeleteI like how the title says “ possibly captured “….. “possibly “for reals “? 😄You really think there’s another vato in Mexico, let alone the world , to compare against in a police lineup ?🤣 I bet the description in the wanted photo simply stated “ look for the man that literally weighs a ton”🤦♂️🤣
ReplyDeleteI’m pretty sure this guy cant ever be convicted of personally smuggling anything in a tunnel 😂 A charge like that would be immediately dismissed without prejudice .
ReplyDeleteIf this guy was convicted and sentenced to death he would be the 1st vato sentenced to death by “ Electric Chairs” . 😂 They probably would have to modify a love seat in to one, order to accommodate his fat ass 😄
ReplyDeleteI bet the inmates running a store , in whatever prison he gets sent to , are already stockpiling all the commissary imaginable, just to accommodate this vato’s lust for glucose 😄
ReplyDeleteThis vato is single-handedly, responsible for the food shortage plaguing the world 😄
ReplyDeleteI’m suprised they didn’t mention the 1/2 ton of crack they found him smuggling in the back of his pants
ReplyDeleteI heard when this vato took his pants to the dry cleaners , the lady said, "we don't do curtains."
ReplyDeleteI know all the paleta men in the town, all fight for the right, to be the lucky one to roll past this vatos house . I bet there’s one that doesn’t even have a specific route …. He just follows this vato around 🤣
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they found tactical clothes and armor in his size. Dudes gotta be like 400 pounds
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